I've just had an unsolicited scam phone call. So there's the usual gumph that you can't actually understand as they're foreign and speak too fast. Then you wonder what the hell this has got to do with you. Apparently its because Im a 'preferred customer', as I pay my bills on time. I do?
Anyway, she's rabbiting away, trying to get to the point in hand before she's rudely interrupted by the poor victim on the end of the line -which happens to be me on this occasion, when I say 'You're reading that from a script aren't you'.
She stops and says 'Pardon'. I think by now she's from the Far East. So, I repeat my claim and she proudly announces 'No, I learnt it by heart!' lol
She sounded a sweetie. I didn't have the heart to be rude.