Received a phone call from a silly sounding posh lady (all very fake). 'Hello I live in a four bedroom house and I wondered how much it would be for you to clean our windows, two garage doors and porch pillars?'
It turns it it was just a one-off.
'We had someone do it all before for £20, but I can't find them anymore.'
'Our price would be £80-£100 for a one-off, to be honest working that cheaply they have probably gone out of business.'
'Oh. That's a bit too much. My window cleaner is here doing the windows at the moment I will ask him if he can do it.'
'Yes that might be best.'
What the hell?!