[samson]

Normally I can work through most illnesses, but not today 

[slap bash]

Thanks for sharing. How is your sex life at the moment have  you got rid of that illness as well.

[Positivity]

Wouldn't let that stop me working you never heard of Pampers!!!

[samson]

Wouldn't let that stop me working you never heard of Pampers!!!

Never thought of adult nappies !
What is the biggest size they do ?

[samson]

Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork 

[paulben]

best advice stop eating pickled eggs and baked beans

[paulben]

try digestive biscuits supposed to soak it up a bit

[Smurf]

Manpants works for me 
Best not to work when you have the runs though.

[tonycarr]

eat plenty of nuts....go outside....and pebbledash ya wall 

tony

[Smurf]

eat plenty of nuts....go outside....and pebbledash ya wall 

tony

 

[Smurf]

Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork 

Try not to fart

[Dave Willis]

I thought you were Englands top batsman 

[samson]

Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork 

Try not to fart

Apparently if you do trump with the runs, the technical term is a " shart " 

[Smurf]

Hope you guys don't get it, if you do try to relax, and catch up with ya paperwork 

Try not to fart

Apparently if you do trump with the runs, the technical term is a " shart " 

Also known as follow through which is not nice as even manpants will not suffice the liquid deluge as it starts to tickly down yer legs

[Smurf]

This is known as the shart walk and I bet we all have done this walk too
I know I have 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmNnlas2unE

[Don Kee]

I remember once in my old van, i had bubble guts whilst collecting

Got to the first house, knocked on and felt a rumble...

Didnt wait for the door to answer, ran back to the van and figured 'drive home, i can make it'...

I feel sorry for the poor sod that bought the van off me, he wouldn't want to forensically check the drivers seat 

[Smurf]

Don't you just luv y0utub 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9CKLQPFQ_g

[Smurf]

I remember once in my old van, i had bubble guts whilst collecting

Got to the first house, knocked on and felt a rumble...

Didnt wait for the door to answer, ran back to the van and figured 'drive home, i can make it'...

I feel sorry for the poor sod that bought the van off me, he wouldn't want to forensically check the drivers seat 

 

[Smurf]

It's funny how we can all say we can make it but hardly ever do.

[Smurf]

The girl in the Jacuzzi with her friends is a classic but you can find that one yourselves