I blame the use of wfp turning everyone into lard arses myself

Now I see people can't even be bothered to wind up a hose as they want to use electric reels instead to make the job even easier.
Fair play if they have health problems though but whatever happened to grafting hard for a living to help keep the weight off I wonder or is that just me

Mind you I can't talk as I'm a bit of a lard arse as well or is that just called big boned

I don’t know about yourselves but it also never ceases to amaze me how complicated some supplier seem to make stick waggling thesedays.