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Michael Peterson

  • Posts: 1741
work sayings
« on: March 18, 2015, 06:09:28 pm »
anyone have any work sayings , here are some of ours

twisty thing - aquatap
leng pole - long pole
building work - skip that house
horror - house that we don't like doing
bait van - lunch van
clamming egg - mcdonalds egg
hagga - any customer over 45
that ones going the distance - house that has been dropped
muckle smart thing - attractive female
deeks at the chassis on that  - look at that attractive woman
connector - absolutely any type of connecter jubali clips through to rectus 21
hagga brush - sill brush
light brush - extreme brush
out of town work - anywhere within about 50 ft of where you are standing
best customer ever - anyone displaying any nufc paraphernalia
back eye - back door
side eye - side door
 

steve rix

  • Posts: 816
Re: work sayings
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2015, 06:49:52 pm »
fairy liquid=jib
applicator=dobber
useless t w a t= anyone who works for me
cloth=dampey

robbo333

  • Posts: 2420
Re: work sayings
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2015, 06:55:05 pm »
f***ing S*1t - when hose gets caught on car tyres
f***ing S*1t -  when hose gets caught on everything else
f***ing S*1t - when gate is still locked having text beforehand
f***ing S*1t - when custy says 'not today thanks'
luvly job tell yer mum - a good job  ;D
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
For all other enquiries, please press1"

Frankybadboy

  • Posts: 9024
Re: work sayings
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2015, 06:56:48 pm »
hand signal across throat=another one dead :'( :'( :'(

Don Kee

  • Posts: 4906
Re: work sayings
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2015, 07:12:27 pm »
'Start time' -10.30am
'End time' - 12.30pm
'Over time' - 1.30pm

Blackadder

  • Posts: 274
Re: work sayings
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2015, 07:41:07 pm »
f***ing S*1t - when hose gets caught on car tyres
f***ing S*1t -  when hose gets caught on everything else
f***ing S*1t - when gate is still locked having text beforehand
f***ing S*1t - when custy says 'not today thanks'
luvly job tell yer mum - a good job  ;D
;D