[Jakey boy]

The English in your description is terrible!

How you get contracts with wording like that is beyond me, I wouldn't employ you after reading the description, let alone the video,

Sorry rhino, it's just so amateur and grammatically incorrect...

[Window Lickers]

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[PoleKing]

Ive actually got it!!!

Your text says Ashford but you are clearly in Colchester!

[Darranvps]

The English in your description is terrible!

How you get contracts with wording like that is beyond me, I wouldn't employ you after reading the description, let alone the video,

Sorry rhino, it's just so amateur and grammatically incorrect...

Jakey boy - don't worry about it - you couldn't even get close to affording me  Not by a long shot

[Darranvps]

Ive actually got it!!!

Your text says Ashford but you are clearly in Colchester!

Poleking - has won the star PRIZE - send me your full name and address darran@purple-rhino.co.uk

In the description (wording) there is a hyperlink to our website which takes you through to a School we clean in Ashford.
It was a deliberate mistake just to see how it could help us gain new business here in Ashford - as we only have 1 job here and have to travel all over the country to make ends meet

[Frankybadboy]

Your description makes it look like the school is in kent, then the next line says colchester

think this chap said it 1st 

[Darranvps]

Your description makes it look like the school is in kent, then the next line says colchester

think this chap said it 1st 

Yes but he's a Muppet so it don't count

[PoleKing]

I've just told my Mrs.

Think we'll be on the M&S £10 meal deals for the next 3 weeks then the £20 valentines one. 
Happy days.

[Frankybadboy]

Your description makes it look like the school is in kent, then the next line says colchester

think this chap said it 1st 

Yes but he's a Muppet so it don't count

very negative thing to say about someone you don't know

[Darranvps]

Your description makes it look like the school is in kent, then the next line says colchester

think this chap said it 1st 

Yes but he's a Muppet so it don't count

very negative thing to say about someone you don't know

Its a positive really when you think about it - everybody likes a Muppet 

[Frankybadboy]

Your description makes it look like the school is in kent, then the next line says colchester

think this chap said it 1st 

Yes but he's a Muppet so it don't count

very negative thing to say about someone you don't know

Its a positive really when you think about it - everybody likes a Muppet 

so obvious you have a problem reading the comments and make up your own rules as you go

says it all really

[Window Lickers]

Your description makes it look like the school is in kent, then the next line says colchester

think this chap said it 1st  

Yes but he's a Muppet so it don't count

That's a terrible thing to say and do. Just because you don't like someone you move the goal-posts to satisfy your own insecure thinking. If you had stipulated the rules in the first place most of the people on here wouldn't have viewed your video. Half the comments posted were tongue-in-cheek, you should have said you didnt have a sense of humour in the first place.


If you're not willing to give the prize to the rightful winner then I suggest you donate the equivalent prize to a charity of my choice to show you're not the Muppet it appears you might be. And make sure PoleKing gets a prize too or his missus will cut your sorry Meercat balls off 

[Jakey boy]

The English in your description is terrible!

How you get contracts with wording like that is beyond me, I wouldn't employ you after reading the description, let alone the video,

Sorry rhino, it's just so amateur and grammatically incorrect...

Jakey boy - don't worry about it - you couldn't even get close to affording me   Not by a long shot

No i'd hire someone who has a normal voice to start with!

Also as I'm a window cleaner, I wouldn't be needing to hire you would i?  Anyway good luck with the business

[Darranvps]

Lets split it then or put it to the vote!

[Don Kee]

Lol its fine, i'll survive!!

Well done poleking 

[Window Lickers]

Lets split it then or put it to the vote!

No good splitting it. It was a bit of CIU banter from me. Send PoleKing his £50 and donate £50 to your local hospice. Evidence of hospice payment required.

You'll be a better man for it.