Me and my mate Bob Plumb ( photo shows Bob proudly modelling the 1st production model off the line) have been working on this for the last 2 years in our spare time. Its a bull poo detector especially made for us windies ... we were going to call it Vision2015 but that name has recently been taken by a rival lab for another type of product .... he who hesitates and all that

.... so now stuck for a new name

Its next years must have piece of equipment - no window cleaner should leave home without it ....
its great for detecting messers ... slow payers ... non payers ... Christmas only cleans ... and every other type of BS that us windies have to put up with.
The model shown is the standard model which retails at £699 however if we can get Alex Gardiner on board we plan to have a carbon fibre version available at £999.
Some bloke from Manchester called Dazmond has already pre ordered a carbon fibre model so long as it has a Gardiners sticker on it ... something about not being able to sleep if he don't have the Gardiners full catalogue.

