[AuRavelling79]

My only encounter was hopping over a gate in my ladder days and getting a full frontal view of the householder - tackle out - pruning his roses (not a euphemism) in nowt but a panama hat and Jesus boots.

Eeeeeuuuck!

[J.D]

My only encounter was hopping over a gate in my ladder days and getting a full frontal view of the householder - tackle out - pruning his roses (not a euphemism) in nowt but a panama hat and Jesus boots.

Eeeeeuuuck!
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[wfp master]

I got an offer once from a customer! I wouldnt have minded only her husband was at home at the time! Too kinky for my liking, im guessing he was going to play camera man! 

iam guessing HE was going to ride you like a rodeo bull.

[J.D]

I got an offer once from a customer! I wouldnt have minded only her husband was at home at the time! Too kinky for my liking, im guessing he was going to play camera man! 

iam guessing HE was going to ride you like a rodeo bull.

I'd have cut his balls off with my Swiss Army Knife ! 

[windowswashed]

There's a well known female exhibitionist where I work who asked me if I'd clean her windows. Told her not a problem using wfp, she insisted I use a ladder as she loves walking around in her house completely naked....told her I wasn't going back to ladders again so she said not to bother. She gets a buzz out of others watching, told her she was nuts in a polite way...ff's Don't wish to go down that route as I keep everything above board and want to keep it that way, no funny business with any customer as reputation can easily be damaged through funny people like that!!!

[Window Lickers]

Lots of exhibitionists round here. We advertise specifically for them. Also employed a canvasser to put together a round specifically of people who like to get their kit off when they're having their glass polished. Females only I might add. Can't beat it, them wrinkles especially. Sod reputation 

[*Hector*]

When you have a reputation like yours Matt...... things can only get better... 


Passing through your patch today.... 


 

[Window Lickers]

So long as you dont stop . . . . 

[*Hector*]

Didn't 

 

[Dick]

As long as you keep 3 points of contact with the ladder you have a free hand.........to clean window.

[8weekly]

As long as you keep 3 points of contact with the ladder you have a free hand.........to clean window.

You should know Dick. 

[dazmond]

ive had a teenage girl parading up and down in her house in her knickers.absolutely on purpose!

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

ive caught a few women leaving their bathrooms/bedrooms half naked(some of em screaming when i appear at the window!)

and of course ive had girlfriends in the past i met while cleaning their windows.i never got much work cleaned though if they were off work when i was due round that day!!lol!

[LT carpet cleaning]

ive had a teenage girl parading up and down in her house in her knickers.absolutely on purpose!

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

ive caught a few women leaving their bathrooms/bedrooms half naked(some of em screaming when i appear at the window!)

and of course ive had girlfriends in the past i met while cleaning their windows.i never got much work cleaned though if they were off work when i was due round that day!!lol!

I think your porn watching is interfering with your every day life.

[David stewart]

ive had a teenage girl parading up and down in her house in her knickers.absolutely on purpose!

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

ive caught a few women leaving their bathrooms/bedrooms half naked(some of em screaming when i appear at the window!)

and of course ive had girlfriends in the past i met while cleaning their windows.i never got much work cleaned though if they were off work when i was due round that day!!lol!

Think you've watched confessions of a window cleaner once too often daz   
I doubt you won't have any problems looking for an employee, think a few on here would pay money to work on your round 

[Tom White]

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

Not long before I left the army I was walking through Chepstow, across the road from the bus station and there was a whole load of school kids in uniform and I was in my military uniform.

This lass there, she must've been about fifteen/sixteen years old, in her school uniform shouted across the road to me in quite a husky voice, "I just LOVE a man in uniform!"

And I growled back, as loud and as manly as I could, "YES,.... AND SO DO I", and I flounced off.

Her male companion nearly wet himself laughing.

[dazmond]

seriously guys ive been cleaning windows for 21 years since i was 21!i was a bit of a rum bugger in my younger years!older and wiser though these days! .

i stick to girlfriends who are NOT my customers now.ive also caught 3 women getting out of bed stark naked but they were all over 60!!nearly fell off my ladder!

i also caught a guy knocking one out on his bed one time!id rather forget about that one!!lol

[dazmond]

ive had schoolgirls flashing their bras and knickers when they get in from school in my younger days

Not long before I left the army I was walking through Chepstow, across the road from the bus station and there was a whole load of school kids in uniform and I was in my military uniform.

This lass there, she must've been about fifteen/sixteen years old, in her school uniform shouted across the road to me in quite a husky voice, "I just LOVE a man in uniform!"

And I growled back, as loud and as manly as I could, "YES,.... AND SO DO I", and I flounced off.

Her male companion nearly wet himself laughing.

that is funny tosh!!