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duncan h

  • Posts: 1875
nude customers
« on: May 23, 2014, 08:42:48 pm »
I remember taking to windy, when I was in high school...years ago lol. I asked him if he saw any naked women. That was it. The stories were never ending. Now me thinking that traditional is dying, No body will be getting a quick flash to cheer the day up. My question is. With WFP, who has had the offer of sex, is it time to fit cameras onto a pole lol

Joey Eastwood

  • Posts: 400
Re: nude customers
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2014, 08:43:30 pm »
Traditional is dying?
when life throws you water, clean windows

Fin Clearview

  • Posts: 929
Re: nude customers
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2014, 09:23:59 pm »
I've used my pole on the insides many a time :)

Simon Mess

  • Posts: 1097
Re: nude customers
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2014, 09:38:26 pm »
I once asked a window cleaner if he had ever seen any naked women during his work. He said yes, but it was a very elderly lady!. Said it was something he wished he could remove from his memory ;D

duncan h

  • Posts: 1875
Re: nude customers
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2014, 09:40:28 pm »
I think the clatter of the ladder makes them run away from the window.  ;D

J.D

  • Posts: 636
Re: nude customers
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2014, 09:58:27 pm »
I got an offer once from a customer! I wouldnt have minded only her husband was at home at the time! Too kinky for my liking, im guessing he was going to play camera man!  :-[

Pete Thompson

  • Posts: 982
Re: nude customers
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2014, 11:06:55 pm »
Not quite the same thing I suppose, but one woman offered me a date with her daughter as payment, she was 100% serious.  No idea what the daughter would have thought though.

She was nice looking too.  But I asked for cash instead.

rosskesava

  • Posts: 17015
Re: nude customers
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2014, 11:10:38 pm »
In 8 years of trad, I only ever saw one lady naked and that was through the frosted glass of the upstairs bathroom. I couldn't see anything except that she had no clothes on - it was a sort of pink'ish blur as the glass was very frosted.

When she paid me I apologised and she said not to worry.

That's it apart from a view of two female students sun bathing naked on a flat roof two houses away. Within 30 seconds of me going up the ladder they had gone.  :-[
Just chant..... Hare Krsna, Hare Krsna, Krsna Krsna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. It's beats chanting Tory Tory or Labour Labour.

Mr.G

  • Posts: 364
Re: nude customers
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2014, 11:23:28 pm »
no naked people for me, as someone mentioned, the clatter of the ladder  alerts them, I always made a big loud clatter to avoid embarassing situations!

ascjim

Re: nude customers
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2014, 08:15:27 am »
I've had a couple old lady's with there baps out. Maybe they couldn't hear my ladder 😕

PoleKing

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Re: nude customers
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2014, 08:41:01 am »
I've had a couple old lady's with there baps out. Maybe they couldn't hear my ladder 😕

Perhaps you should stop creeping and go in daylight. ;D
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bobplum

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Re: nude customers
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2014, 08:42:25 am »
when we were at the dorset show, julian pierce, south wales was telling us he phones a woman the night before.........to make sure she isn't naked!!!!!!!!!!!!

must be her party trick

J.D

  • Posts: 636
Re: nude customers
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2014, 08:49:00 am »
when we were at the dorset show, julian pierce, south wales was telling us he phones a woman the night before.........to make sure she isn't naked!!!!!!!!!!!!

must be her party trick
Love it  ;D

H20cleaning

  • Posts: 2098
Re: nude customers
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2014, 09:04:27 am »
I have seen a Middle Aged women with False boobs go into the kitchen make some breakfast while i was cleaning! She wasnt even bothered.
I also have been asked to date custards daughters on many occasions but they all fell from the ugly tree, so i have to lie and say i have a girlfriend.

Ps. Why cant i see any naked students sun bathing on roofs 😏

J.D

  • Posts: 636
Re: nude customers
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2014, 09:14:49 am »
I have seen a Middle Aged women with False boobs go into the kitchen make some breakfast while i was cleaning! She wasnt even bothered.
I also have been asked to date custards daughters on many occasions but they all fell from the ugly tree, so i have to lie and say i have a girlfriend.

Ps. Why cant i see any naked students sun bathing on roofs 😏

Because they see you coming from miles off!

The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: nude customers
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2014, 09:17:35 am »

Think the old stigma came from this......................

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H20cleaning

  • Posts: 2098
Re: nude customers
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2014, 09:31:30 am »
I have seen a Middle Aged women with False boobs go into the kitchen make some breakfast while i was cleaning! She wasnt even bothered.
I also have been asked to date custards daughters on many occasions but they all fell from the ugly tree, so i have to lie and say i have a girlfriend.

Ps. Why cant i see any naked students sun bathing on roofs 😏

Because they see you coming from miles off!
my biceps aint that big pal

deeege

  • Posts: 5116
Re: nude customers
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2014, 11:13:31 am »
I seen a customers daughter (20 ish, long blonde hair, very fit) sat naked and drying her hair. She didn't see or hear me because of the noise of the hairdryer. Shame that we don't trad this house anymore. :)
"....and it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink, and mother wake me early in the morning."

bobplum

  • Posts: 5602
Re: nude customers
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2014, 01:49:30 pm »
I seen a customers daughter (20 ish, long blonde hair, very fit) sat naked and drying her hair. She didn't see or hear me because of the noise of the hairdryer. Shame that we don't trad this house anymore. :)

is it true it took 20 mins to do the one window ;) ;) ;)

H20cleaning

  • Posts: 2098
Re: nude customers
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2014, 02:15:04 pm »
I seen a customers daughter (20 ish, long blonde hair, very fit) sat naked and drying her hair. She didn't see or hear me because of the noise of the hairdryer. Shame that we don't trad this house anymore. :)
I envy this so much...  She was in her prime aswell! Nice little bee stings aswell?