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Dave Willis

.... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« on: April 01, 2014, 06:31:22 pm »
Customer must have a drink problem me thinks?


dave0123

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 06:33:54 pm »
or.. maybe had a party
Dave.

windowswashed

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 07:50:28 pm »
or cant be bothered to put it out for the dustbinmen

8weekly

Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 08:01:43 pm »
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

The best I heard was a South African in SA that used to fill Amazon boxes with them and leave his car unlocked with them on the back seat in dodgy areas.

Jim Waugh(Albright & Shiny)

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 08:45:57 pm »
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

The best I heard was a South African in SA that used to fill Amazon boxes with them and leave his car unlocked with them on the back seat in dodgy areas.
ROTFLMAO..

♠Winp®oClean♠

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 09:17:37 pm »
This is something that I've noticed more & more over the last few years. The amount of alcohol bottles outside customers houses seems to have increased ten fold in recent years!!

Frankybadboy

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2014, 09:39:58 pm »
that's out side toshy babys house

G Griffin

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2014, 10:26:23 pm »
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

To scotch any rumours?
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Dave Willis

Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 10:35:21 pm »
stop the neighbours wineing I expect.

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 10:35:37 pm »
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

To scotch any rumours?

you would need 100%PROOF to SCOTCH any rumours
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

♠Winp®oClean♠

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2014, 10:41:36 pm »
Piston liquid, that's what I say!

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 10:46:04 pm »
Piston liquid, that's what I say!

could of been vodka jellies or an awful lot of those awful alcoholic chocolates you used to get years ago which name escapes me? or rum and raison ice cream? or holy spirit? Ok I'll stop now.
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

G Griffin

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 11:00:27 pm »
Ok I'll stop now.
That's the hard part.
And it's liqueurs, innit?
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CLEANCARE WC

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 11:25:22 pm »
Ok I'll stop now.
That's the hard part.
And it's liqueurs, innit?

like window cleaning one day at a time  ;D yes liquers thats it!
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

Dave Willis

Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2014, 11:45:35 pm »
"liqueurs Madam?"

"no! you lick your own thank you!"

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2014, 11:50:41 pm »
"liqueurs Madam?"

"no! you lick your own thank you!"

How very dare you!  :o
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

*Hector*

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2014, 07:24:22 am »
The cloakroom attendant has been working overtime here handing out all the COATS!!!!

 ;D ;D
Everyday this forum slips further from God.  :'(

C o z y

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2014, 08:03:15 am »
The cloakroom attendant has been working overtime here handing out all the COATS!!!!

 ;D ;D

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No still don't understand, I must be thick

Tom White

Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2014, 04:03:59 pm »
A real alky would not leave that many out. AA meetings are mostly spent discussing ingenious methods of getting rid of empties.

The best I heard was a South African in SA that used to fill Amazon boxes with them and leave his car unlocked with them on the back seat in dodgy areas.

Wor Lass caught a local guy dumping empty bottles out of a rucksack into a school litter bin.

G Griffin

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Re: .... and if one green bottle were to accidentally fall
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2014, 06:52:52 pm »
The cloakroom attendant has been working overtime here handing out all the COATS!!!!

 ;D ;D
Don't Grouse, Bud.
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