My wife won't let me wash my newly bought blue micro fibres

This is why i always used scrims never washed and demote them them to sill clothes and wiping up spills.
I am wfp and use cloths for the odd inside clean.
Got some micro fibre clothes for an inside connie roof worked well and like micro fibres.
Anyone banned from the washing machine for scrims and micro.
All i can think of is try to wash'em in a bucket or down to the laundrett.
Not got room for another washing machine.
Maybe a new wife

Any ideas thanks.
lee