[sunshine windies]

Fast asleep this morning 7:10 AM phone rings

him : hello is that the window cleaner
me: yes
him: do you want to buy my window cleaning round?
me: do you know what time it is?
him: yes anyway got a great round for sale in stowmarket 700 per month ill take 5 grand for it
me: will you that's nice
him: when doyou want to come and look at the work
me: BYE

What the hell !!!

[H20cleaning]

Im more shocked that you were still in bed at 7.15