With newspapers you have to follow the 5th paragraph rule. The have a massive headline about something then you read to the 5th paragraph and see what the story actually is.
Like this.
Headline: Bananas cause cancer
5th: Researchers found out that if feed rats twice their bodyweight in bananas every day for a month they have a 5% increase in cancers.
If you're short on time just skip the middle bit.

As for weather I predict it will get colder and start to warm up about March.