MNWC good job you wernt having a wee at the side of the house
He is from Lincolnshire, He don't worry about hiding down the side of houses. we still do it in the streets here 
Lol. I got caught by a customer the first month I started having a slash in his garden.
I said, "sorry mate-I was busting"
He said "don't worry, if you gotta go, you gotta go"