cozy mate britain isnt as bad you think well not by me anyway
never had a problem getting a dentist...never waited more
than a hour and half at a+e and if i ring my local quacks
before 9am i can get an appointment sameday without fail
britains demise is greatly exaggerated
come back anytime its all good 
Errr, ............ nah Gary, you'r OK. I'll stay here
Watch the news this morning?
the germans are lovely people 
Depends how you are when dealing with 'em mate. News flash for you, I'm English, and I understand that's hard for you to imagine, but I actually live in Germany. Who'd have thought that a Brit could actually live outside the UK eh?
Maybe you thought all Germans and foreigners speak English all the time, just like in "Ello Ello" or "The Great Escape". Had one real clever mong on here tell me he was glad I got a kickin in WW2!!!
Some people seem to think in pictures. Must be awful being like that.

I'd go back and edit that post if I was you.