[Tom White]

Please don't swear on the forum; not even using an asterix to fill in the gaps.  I'm too lazy to modify posts, so I'll just delete them from now on.  If I think you continually re offend, I'll delete accounts.

There's plenty of other words we can use; or maybe try to be a little adventurous with a 'flippin' euphemism.

Please keep the forum friendly.  Thank you.

[Dani J]

Please don't swear on the forum; not even using an asterix to fill in the gaps.  I'm too lazy to modify posts, so I'll just delete them from now on.  If I think you continually re offend, I'll delete accounts.

There's plenty of other words we can use; or maybe try to be a little adventurous with a 'flippin' euphemism.

Please keep the forum friendly.  Thank you.

Bog off.

 

[Ronnie Bryce]

Get lost ya slanty eyed git.

[C o z y]

Yeah, push off !

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

Yea, take a hike you pederast. 

[rosskesava]

**** ** ******* * ***** *** ********.

And what's more, I mean it.

[Geoff]

Did I detect a feather duster in those asterisks?

[Fin Clearview]

i take it this is down to me ? ********* ****** sorrrrrry i didnt realise a few **** could cause so much offence.

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

It's not what you said, it's what others have said about you in the chat section. No-one likes swear words even when they're talking about Arse-anal supporters. 

[stuart mc]

for a bunch of window cleaners some are easy offended industrial language is normal in this job

[rosskesava]

i take it this is down to me ? ********* ****** sorrrrrry i didnt realise a few **** could cause so much offence.

Yup Fin, you did ******** ***** and you ******* and not only that, you definately ****** and her sister.

 

ps Fin - I picked up a job in Sompting (Berriedale Close off the A27) because the lady hadn't seen her window cleaner for a good few months and then got 2 of her neighbours for the same reason. I think it unlikely but they weren't customers of yours, I hope.

[Tom White]

You lot are a bunch of beep beeping beepers, beeping beeps.

Now beep off you sheep's beep!*

See?

*Actually a sheep's beep is useful (to Welshmen); and yous aint!

[wfp master]

Lot o ****e man up its the interweb not a nursery.

[rosskesava]

Tosh, so is it ok to use 'beep' or 'beeping' or 'beepers' instead of swearing?

Or how about changing 3 letters of that well known swear word that begins with 'f' to f&@!.

Also, just because I, or anyone else, might use asterix's, that may not mean that f*** means what you think, it may mean 'food'.

 

[Fin Clearview]

i take it this is down to me ? ********* ****** sorrrrrry i didnt realise a few **** could cause so much offence.

Yup Fin, you did ******** ***** and you ******* and not only that, you definately ****** and her sister.

 

ps Fin - I picked up a job in Sompting (Berriedale Close off the A27) because the lady hadn't seen her window cleaner for a good few months and then got 2 of her neighbours for the same reason. I think it unlikely but they weren't customers of yours, I hope.

Yes they are *****terrible custards, ran up a large ***** debt x17 cleans, always ran out the ******front door when doing the backs, never knew how to make ******tea, didnt want it doing unless sun was ******out, and had 9 vicious *******dogs with ******* dog **** all over the garden. 

Only kidding, i only go as far west as Shoreham. Thanks for asking though.

ps, please call me Timmy tourettes from now on. 

[deeege]

Hi fin (and Rosskesava)

You don't happen to know who cleans the big Next store at Shoreham do you?

[Amazin]

Get lost ya slanty eyed git.

are you aware thats racist?

[*Hector*]

not if it said in jest... 

 

[AuRavelling79]

This is an admin rule not a "Tosh" or even "moderator" rule. It's their house so we have to play by their rules.

[*Hector*]

Nice bit of brown nosing there Malc .... 
not in line to be seagull at St Ives replacement mod are you