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Nick_Thompson

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your wish is my command!
« on: March 07, 2013, 06:58:36 pm »
Scold me if you must for I may of indulged in a little naughtiness.

Over the last 11 years or so I have worked my present round that is comprised of 84% 8 weekly customers. And, even though I clean this 84% of the round at a regular 8 weekly interval, every time I'm confronted with a customer i am invariably whished adieu with a cursory, see you in 6 weeks Nick, to which I reply, actually, it's every 8 weeks.

Now, I have persisted in this little scenario but, to no avail. They consistently conform to the 6 weekly mantra. I can't think of an exception.

So, in the middle of last year, guess what, l surrendered to conformity and capitulated.
In one fell swoop l converted them all to 6 weeklies.

The entire procedure seems to of been implemented unnoticed.

Do you still like me?



Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.

C o z y

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 07:35:12 pm »
Not sure about this, but nearly all of our stuff is 6 weekly. Sometimes when it's all gone well with timings etc, we've rocked up 5 or 6 days early and nobody batted an eyelid. A lot of our custies still say "See you next month" !!
No still don't understand, I must be thick

Nick_Thompson

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 07:40:40 pm »
Komisch, na!
Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.

Ian101

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 07:50:15 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed

C o z y

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 07:51:23 pm »
No still don't understand, I must be thick

C o z y

  • Posts: 7775
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 07:52:21 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed
look at the turnover increase Ian  ;)
No still don't understand, I must be thick

Ian101

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 07:54:49 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed
look at the turnover increase Ian  ;)

yup will mess up round slightly as currently monthly or about 10% bimonthly but every little counts

Nick_Thompson

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 08:01:01 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed
look at the turnover increase Ian  ;)

My conversion equates to a 30% weekly increase approximately.
Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.

dazmond

  • Posts: 24441
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 09:12:18 pm »
fair play to you mate but i wont be doing it.

my round mainly consists of calendar monthly and 2 monthly accounts so it would mess my round up.

i also have some stand alones and groups of 3 or 4 houses on 6 weekly at their request.

im certainly not bothered about adding more work to my round really apart from the add ons in spring and summer!! ;D ;D ;D
price higher/work harder!

Nick_Thompson

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 09:19:10 pm »
I love reading your posts Dazmond, they are always so upbeat and optimistic.
Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.

PurefectWindowCleaning

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 09:35:15 pm »
Im supposed to be 6 weekly... but never am.

8 weekly is more realistic.

Not that I really keep track, just work down the list, then start at the top again.

If I cant be assed to clean that particular house... woooops ill miss it, and do it on a later date.


Tomorrow for example, we may go to a village for the day... but then again might stay in my town and work. I'll decide in the morning. Thats how relaxed we are.

Ian Lancaster

  • Posts: 2811
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2013, 10:31:42 am »
Scold me if you must for I may of indulged in a little naughtiness.

Over the last 11 years or so I have worked my present round that is comprised of 84% 8 weekly customers. And, even though I clean this 84% of the round at a regular 8 weekly interval, every time I'm confronted with a customer i am invariably whished adieu with a cursory, see you in 6 weeks Nick, to which I reply, actually, it's every 8 weeks.

Now, I have persisted in this little scenario but, to no avail. They consistently conform to the 6 weekly mantra. I can't think of an exception.

So, in the middle of last year, guess what, l surrendered to conformity and capitulated.
In one fell swoop l converted them all to 6 weeklies.

The entire procedure seems to of been implemented unnoticed.

Do you still like me?





Nick, you disappoint me :'(  - I've always admired your impeccable use of english

Nick_Thompson

  • Posts: 810
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2013, 11:33:48 am »
Scold me if you must for I may of indulged in a little naughtiness.

Over the last 11 years or so I have worked my present round that is comprised of 84% 8 weekly customers. And, even though I clean this 84% of the round at a regular 8 weekly interval, every time I'm confronted with a customer i am invariably whished adieu with a cursory, see you in 6 weeks Nick, to which I reply, actually, it's every 8 weeks.

Now, I have persisted in this little scenario but, to no avail. They consistently conform to the 6 weekly mantra. I can't think of an exception.

So, in the middle of last year, guess what, l surrendered to conformity and capitulated.
In one fell swoop l converted them all to 6 weeklies.

The entire procedure seems to of been implemented unnoticed.

Do you still like me?





Nick, you disappoint me :'(  - I've always admired your impeccable use of english

Ian, I'm so sorry!  Words fail me. What kind of bungler confuses a verb with a prefix?
Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.

Nick_Thompson

  • Posts: 810
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2013, 01:41:01 pm »
Scold me if you must for I may of indulged in a little naughtiness.

Over the last 11 years or so I have worked my present round that is comprised of 84% 8 weekly customers. And, even though I clean this 84% of the round at a regular 8 weekly interval, every time I'm confronted with a customer i am invariably whished adieu with a cursory, see you in 6 weeks Nick, to which I reply, actually, it's every 8 weeks.

Now, I have persisted in this little scenario but, to no avail. They consistently conform to the 6 weekly mantra. I can't think of an exception.

So, in the middle of last year, guess what, l surrendered to conformity and capitulated.
In one fell swoop l converted them all to 6 weeklies.

The entire procedure seems to of been implemented unnoticed.

Do you still like me?





Nick, you disappoint me :'(  - I've always admired your impeccable use of english

Ian, I'm so sorry!  Words fail me. What kind of bungler confuses a verb with a prefix?

One who confuses a prefix with a preposition I'd imagine  :)

Paul, that was my attempt at subtle humour, alluded to by the words, "words fail me".
Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.

Ian Lancaster

  • Posts: 2811
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2013, 02:59:18 pm »
Scold me if you must for I may of indulged in a little naughtiness.

Over the last 11 years or so I have worked my present round that is comprised of 84% 8 weekly customers. And, even though I clean this 84% of the round at a regular 8 weekly interval, every time I'm confronted with a customer i am invariably whished adieu with a cursory, see you in 6 weeks Nick, to which I reply, actually, it's every 8 weeks.

Now, I have persisted in this little scenario but, to no avail. They consistently conform to the 6 weekly mantra. I can't think of an exception.

So, in the middle of last year, guess what, l surrendered to conformity and capitulated.
In one fell swoop l converted them all to 6 weeklies.

The entire procedure seems to of been implemented unnoticed.

Do you still like me?





Nick, you disappoint me :'(  - I've always admired your impeccable use of english

Ian, I'm so sorry!  Words fail me. What kind of bungler confuses a verb with a prefix?

One who confuses a prefix with a preposition I'd imagine  :)

Paul, that was my attempt at subtle humour, alluded to by the words, "words fail me".

Nick, I forgive you, that was sublime.

SB Cleaning

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Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2013, 03:05:58 pm »
Im supposed to be 6 weekly... but never am.

8 weekly is more realistic.

Not that I really keep track, just work down the list, then start at the top again.

If I cant be assed to clean that particular house... woooops ill miss it, and do it on a later date.


Tomorrow for example, we may go to a village for the day... but then again might stay in my town and work. I'll decide in the morning. Thats how relaxed we are.
I'm the same as you James ;D

Ian Lancaster

  • Posts: 2811
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2013, 03:10:33 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed
look at the turnover increase Ian  ;)

My conversion equates to a 30% weekly increase approximately.

But surely a comparable increase in the physical effort required to  maintain the shortened recurrence?  The income may be nice, but what of the cost?

Nick_Thompson

  • Posts: 810
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2013, 03:21:02 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed
look at the turnover increase Ian  ;)

My conversion equates to a 30% weekly increase approximately.

But surely a comparable increase in the physical effort required to  maintain the shortened recurrence?  The income may be nice, but what of the cost?

Ian, what are your concerns exactly?
Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.

Ian Lancaster

  • Posts: 2811
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 03:30:09 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed
look at the turnover increase Ian  ;)

My conversion equates to a 30% weekly increase approximately.

But surely a comparable increase in the physical effort required to  maintain the shortened recurrence?  The income may be nice, but what of the cost?

Ian, what are your concerns exactly?

That you may inadvertantly overextend your cardio-muscular capability requiring some period of recuperative inactivity with the unintentional consequence of depriving us of this amusing banter :)

Nick_Thompson

  • Posts: 810
Re: your wish is my command!
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2013, 03:45:23 pm »
have toyed with idea of making my 2 monthlies into 6 weeks and see if anyone noticed
look at the turnover increase Ian  ;)

My conversion equates to a 30% weekly increase approximately.

But surely a comparable increase in the physical effort required to  maintain the shortened recurrence?  The income may be nice, but what of the cost?

Ian, what are your concerns exactly?

That you may inadvertantly overextend your cardio-muscular capability requiring some period of recuperative inactivity with the unintentional consequence of depriving us of this amusing banter :)

Ian, my dear avuncular friend, it is I, your literary protege, who will forever remain stationed at your feet.
Do quantum mechanics fix old transits?

And let us not forget, voyeurism is an occupational hazard that we simply must endure.