[Andy A]

Has anyone on here got one?

I'm looking at buying a motor for a bit of load lugging and towing, usually I go for a Transit but her indoors will be driving it mainly so I need something that matches her nail varnish (and her closet lesbian tendencies), the question being they have a quoted towing weight of 2000kg (GTW 4964KG) but I can't find anyone who uses one for heavyish towing on a regular basis, does anyone her own one and use it for towing, and is it any good, ie, does the back end stay where it should be heightwise, or do they drop and do they get pushed about like crap by a trailer with a bit of weight on?

[Tom White]

This'd probably be better on the main window cleaning side of the forum.

I'll move it.

[Andy A]

Dear Toshimuri,

I know you like to think that you're doing the sensible thing, really I do, but moving this question over to the window licking section is like moving a discussion on fine art onto the Jeremy Kyle guest forum.

It's common knowledge that all window cleaners sign on, work for beer money and drive Austin Montego Countrymen estates with no tax in the window while running on red diesel, unless of course their work is only local, in which case most throw a set of stolen pointers on their shoulder, and head off on their bike with bucket and scrim hanging from the handle bars at first light in the hope that they won't run into Sandra from the Job Centre on their way to their first customer, therefore the chances of one of them having driven anything newer than 25 years old is at best slim (unless it was stolen), so please revert this post back to off topic for sensible discussion.

[Andy A]

Tosh,

While I appreciate all of the trouble you went to in order to make me feel loved by reverting this thread back to off topic I've decided that maybe, given my last reply, it should have been left on the tax evasion window cleaners forum for a while longer so that they could have drifted off topic and talked about their Montego's, while I find such discussion disinteresting at best I have, in the back of my centrally located to all major motorway and rail networks, state of the art storage facility (shed) a pile of new old stock Montego wheel bearings (they also fit Maestro's, how good is that?) that I may have been able to punt out on giro day.

[SunShineCleaning]

I think our cover is blown Tosh. 

[Tom White]

**Sigh**

Moved!

[Andy A]

No, I've decided, it's definitely off topic, as it has no relevance to window cleaning (why do window cleaners always miss the bathroom window unless you're watching them work anyway?), any chance of getting it moved to "off topic"? 

[rosskesava]

I think this would be best back on the window cleaning issues section. 

[C o z y]

I think carpet munchers have Peugot French cr@p experts. Move it there.