Dean you are a copper,
Coppers are a bunch of scruffy gimps these days. I saw one today in Tescos with a shop lifter, he had a pony tail (I kid you not) and his boots hadn't seen polish in weeks.
I remember when coppers were all 6" tall, wore proper bobby hats, they knew yer Dad, and always had a watch.
Now if you ask a copper if he has the time the standard reply is, "If you have the place and the lube!"
Ruddy coppers!
