[Dora Jarr]

Was handed my money by this old bloke on Friday, and as he got the notes out of his wallet he put them in his mouth before finding the shrapnel.


It was revolting, and I was glad I had my gloves on, as I could then inoculate myself from rabies or AIDS or whatever he looked like he had contract while in the bars of Bancock.

Then again, maybe he washed on a regular basis and I have nothing to worry about?

I'm thinking SARs or bird flu.

[bobplum]

dont you get pregnant that way?

[Dora Jarr]

Thinking seriously about BACS payments to try to combat the threat.

[home6442]

You know what they say.
Once you get a taste for money

[Tom White]

Have you been drinking the bong water again, Dora?  I thought your carer had put a stop to all that business?

[G Griffin]

Notes? I only get coins! He can put what he wants into my mouth for notes.

[rosskesava]

It's what Dora got the money for that worries me.

He didn't once mention window cleaning.

[robertphil]

took window money from a druggie last week who is on bail awaiting sentence for a cannabis farm. 

[Dora Jarr]

What do the cows think about that?