[colin purewater]

Tired today and looking forward to my birthday
Weekend!

Just had an old fella walk past me and as always
I say
" morning"
He say" that don't wok that pole thing"
( now normally I would try to educate and
Explain the system)

Today I'm not in the mood so my response was
"Wish you would of told me before I wasted 3k"

Not my finest hour of customer service

It been a long year 

Christmas break can't come soon enough for me
1st bit of time of since last christmass

[CLEANCARE WC]

should of told him to save his vinegar soaked news paper from his o.a.p friday lunchtime discount fish & chips and do them himself!

[robertphil]

should of told him to save his vinegar soaked news paper from his o.a.p friday lunchtime discount fish & chips and do them himself!

  that made me chuckle Dan.  are you still eating brekkie out at Tesco copdock? Today we dined at the Doubledeck diner (levington layby old A45) . friggin freezin on the upperdeck  it was. worth a look in if youre passing ,the owners got depression as his son is eating all the profits 

[richard jagger]

Colin that remark about £3000 AND YOUR SYSTEM. Being foreign I don`t always catch all the banter but your a remark just cracked me up. I wish I was quick witted at time.

[CLEANCARE WC]

should of told him to save his vinegar soaked news paper from his o.a.p friday lunchtime discount fish & chips and do them himself!

 that made me chuckle Dan.  are you still eating brekkie out at Tesco copdock? Today we dined at the Doubledeck diner (levington layby old A45) . friggin freezin on the upperdeck  it was. worth a look in if youre passing ,the owners got depression as his son is eating all the profits  

.
now that made me chuckle  

Good job im not his son or he would be queing up to sign on by now!
I dont have a tesco breakfast half as much as i used to as Im doing SLIMMING WORLD lost 1 st 7lb so far.

you got much done today then Bobby?

I would of had a go at it but I have man flu. Its brighter tomorrow so gonna do 4 or 5 hours to finish this weeks work

[robertphil]

should of told him to save his vinegar soaked news paper from his o.a.p friday lunchtime discount fish & chips and do them himself!

 that made me chuckle Dan.  are you still eating brekkie out at Tesco copdock? Today we dined at the Doubledeck diner (levington layby old A45) . friggin freezin on the upperdeck  it was. worth a look in if youre passing ,the owners got depression as his son is eating all the profits  

.
now that made me chuckle  

Good job im not his son or he would be queing up to sign on by now!
I dont have a tesco breakfast half as much as i used to as Im doing SLIMMING WORLD lost 1 st 7lb so far.

you got much done today then Bobby?

I would of had a go at it but I have man flu. Its brighter tomorrow so gonna do 4 or 5 hours to finish this weeks work

we worked till 1pm  , nobody would wear coats so all got soakd to the skin. we then headed to the bus diner TO WARM UP but the heating was just lukewarm. iv told the diner boss to  put fresh photos of the awful bus kitchen + staff fotos on his Doubledeck Diner facebook page(to drum up customers and also give a few laffs) and then he offered me his sons labour (at £5 a day) if id only take him away from scoffin .  

[C o z y]

Just joined their FB page  Wish we had these where I live

[colin purewater]

should of told him to save his vinegar soaked news paper from his o.a.p friday lunchtime discount fish & chips and do them himself!

 . Honestly I'm not normally rude but
I'm really not in the mood today

At some point some ones gona catch me
Having a really bad day

And get both barrells!!

[Washing Windows]

Had an old boy yesterday complaining to me that my lad had wet everything he had stored under his windows, round the back, the last time we cleaned... he was genuinely annoyed and naturally I was concerned. I asked if anything had been damaged and what the items were that had been soaked. He was talking about his wheelie bin and a bench!! He got a little tongue tied when I asked what he did with them when it rained. Sometimes it's just impossible to bite your tongue.

Duncan

[DB Cleaning Services]

Chris have you seen that round for sale on gumtree today,in derby taking £700 a month he only wants £900 for it bargain.

[C o z y]

Chris have you seen that round for sale on gumtree today,in derby taking £700 a month he only wants £900 for it bargain.

I'm not in Derby mate, I grew up there, but left aged 18 to join the Army  or did you mean someone else?

Sounds like a good deal by the way .

[DB Cleaning Services]

No I meant you it's says derby on your profile

[C o z y]

That's just a cover mate. Need to know basis. If I tell anyone where I am, I have to kill 'em.  





















 

[DB Cleaning Services]

 

[supernova77]

When I first started WFP one of my customers said that I have been ripped off by whoever sold it to me... I simply packed up halfway through the job and drove off. I can't stand ignorance!

Andy

[mlscontractcleaner]

I actually swore at a customer (now ex customer) the other day. I was collecting from them afetr being asked to collect that day. This was after being asked to collect the same day the previous week and the week before, and it was for 2 months money.

She asked me to collect it the same day next week and I actually said, "No I fu***ng can't as I'm sick of you taking the p*ss out of me. You keep your blo**y money as you obviously can't afford a window cleaner."

That's the only time I've ever swore directly at a customer in over 20 years of doing this. Not good but she deserved it.

[stuart mc]

takes a bit to annoy me, but what does is folk who tell me I can't do something when I know I can, a few years ago I was walking across a cul-de-sac and I went between some parked cars, this old dear came over all angry and said you can't do that you must use the paths, I calmly said I just did, that went over her head and she said, no you can't if you do you will scratch the cars, I said "no I just did it and never scratched any car, so I can" she was raging by now and I was laughing away inside as she tried to tell me it was impossible to walk between the cars without scratching them, I calmly picked up my ladder walked between them again and back again and said go and check the cars, as I said I can and I did then totaly blanked her as I carried on working as she told me she was phoning such and such,

me childish yes sometimes you just need to be

[Steve Sed]

 Im doing SLIMMING WORLD lost 1 st 7lb so far.

you got much done today then Bobby?

I would of had a go at it but I have man flu. Its brighter tomorrow so gonna do 4 or 5 hours to finish this weeks work

So what are you having for breakfast Mug Shots? or as muck veg as you like and no butter.
[/quote]

Random in the wrong place post of the year? 

[Mike #1]

I actually swore at a customer (now ex customer) the other day. I was collecting from them afetr being asked to collect that day. This was after being asked to collect the same day the previous week and the week before, and it was for 2 months money.

She asked me to collect it the same day next week and I actually said, "No I fu***ng can't as I'm sick of you taking the p*ss out of me. You keep your blo**y money as you obviously can't afford a window cleaner."

That's the only time I've ever swore directly at a customer in over 20 years of doing this. Not good but she deserved it.

Getting a bit like that at the minute mate got a custy owes twice supposed to pay by bacs and was very keen to , Called at house the other night her and hubby swore blind that they had made 1 payment but had forgot to use address as a reference i said i would try and trace payment .

And told them to just pay the alleged 1 payment guess what they had not made a payment and still have not 5 days later .

Calling down today and they are going going to have to pay today one way or another . Mike

[CLEANCARE WC]

 Im doing SLIMMING WORLD lost 1 st 7lb so far.

you got much done today then Bobby?

I would of had a go at it but I have man flu. Its brighter tomorrow so gonna do 4 or 5 hours to finish this weeks work

So what are you having for breakfast Mug Shots? or as muck veg as you like and no butter.
[/quote]

No still having a cooked breakfast but at home and cooked with fry light.

bacon,mushrooms,beans,tomato and eggs

you can have this everyday and still lose weight!