[Richard 01903]

Hi has anyone a copy of a Debt recovery letter please

[AuRavelling79]

Dear Custy,

Pay up now or I will randomly choose to either:-

1. Stand outside your house with a placard saying "Mr. X may drive a Mercedes-Benz but he has owed the window cleaner £20 for the last three months!" - then when Mr X drives past with his eyes fixed on the road ahead, follow him to the golf club and stand outside that too.

Then on Monday morning I will stand outside your place of work with the same placard.

2. Egg your windows in a hissy fit of rage.

3. Call at 6 am on Sunday and loudly but politely ask for my money.

4. Return the dirt to your windows.

Kind regards,




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[Mike #1]

LOL 

[evo]

Dear Custy,

Pay up now or I will randomly choose to either:-

1. Stand outside your house with a placard saying "Mr. X may drive a Mercedes-Benz but he has owed the window cleaner £20 for the last three months!" - then when Mr X drives past with his eyes fixed on the road ahead, follow him to the golf club and stand outside that too.

Then on Monday morning I will stand outside your place of work with the same placard.

2. Egg your windows in a hissy fit of rage.

3. Call at 6 am on Sunday and loudly but politely ask for my money.

4. Return the dirt to your windows.

Kind regards,




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thats got to be the best one yet love it lol