I had one the other day. Payed me when I arrived,
Tells me they have 2 new dogs, so I cleaned the front and then
Went round the back.
I was just every where!! Smeared all over the paving and grass
So I knocked on the door and gave them the money for the back.
Told them that it would get all over my shoes and my hose
They looked at me like I was stupid
