[Ian Gourlay]

I recently acquired a blue light from Maplins in their sale for killing flies , bit useless as its not strong enough.

But what wattage do you need for finding urine and bacteria.

Do you need a darkened room

[kerrpmiddleton]

ian unger do one which is very good and not dear £20 or so yes it helps if room is dark they sell as a bathroom inspection
kit , this will make you sit down when going to toilet, and dont show the wife ,

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

i Know where really strong blue lights can be found and their effect is usually guaranteed to stop the heart!

The problem is they are quite difficult to locate.

The best way to find them is by driving at high speed and then carefully looking in your rear view mirror for Blue Lights to appear.

Rog

[*Hector*]

or alternatively...

shooting smart alec Dr's 

[Doctor Carpet (Ret'd)]

or alternatively...

shooting smart alec Dr's 

Any more "inflamatory" comments and we'll have to call the fire brigade. Even more blue lights

[wynne jones]

I sheet my pants every time I see a blue light in the mirror and I've done nothing wrong. LOL

Yet there are people up and down the land driving p1ssed as farts and they tend to be the older generation that the bizzies ignore.

Just watched a programme about the over 65's, bunch of p1ssheads because they are bored and have too much money.   

There is help out there though.

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01mrmfd/Panorama_Old_Drunk_and_Disorderly/

[Ian Gourlay]

i Know where really strong blue lights can be found and their effect is usually guaranteed to stop the heart!

The problem is they are quite difficult to locate.

The best way to find them is by driving at high speed and then carefully looking in your rear view mirror for Blue Lights to appear.

Rog

As some of you know I am a District Councillor a few Christmas back I was driving through part of my ward looking at outside Christmas Decorations quite slowly. Behind me was another car the slower i went to let it pass the slower it went. Suddenly The Blue Light came on. I thought oh my god, as I had been to an Xmas dinner but did drink in moderation but probably  close to or over the limit  Anyway Officious Policemen get out of the car who I had not seen before wanted to look at my driving licence  inspect car etc
My licence says Cllr. Ian Gourlay
They phone up DVLA to check etc and then one policeman says to the other it does appear to be him.
 I asked why did they stop me the reply was you were driving slow and that is unusual on this estate.
 So you can get a blue light  for driving through an estate carefully.
I never found the red light

[Paul Moss]

i Know where really strong blue lights can be found and their effect is usually guaranteed to stop the heart!

The problem is they are quite difficult to locate.

The best way to find them is by driving at high speed and then carefully looking in your rear view mirror for Blue Lights to appear.

Rog

 
Rog your getting too funny in your old age