[colin purewater]

Booked are wedding venue today

And for those that are local to me it's the lake side at Crosby mariner
Iron men and all that.
Ceiling to floor glass panels nice place right on the mariner.

When speaking to the planner I asked when the window get cleaned
As they are rotten and u want them nice for the photos etc.

The response was " they only get cleaned in winter due to
The seahorses getting stuck to the windows"!!

I just grinned and the future mrs purewater looked very confused 

I then said " so you have no budget for window cleaning?"

And she just said" erm.. It's just because if the seahorses"

Before you say it I went in for the contract  last year snd I'm told
The cleaners do it!

We giggled all the way home :

Best I've herd yet!!

[SunShineCleaning]

You should have offered to do them for a discounted price for your big day.

[Ste M]

i called them a good while back as well colin, they were minging so i take it there still the same, they told me they had someone they called as an when, i think looking at the place they had lost his number haha

[colin purewater]

Ha ha your not wrong Ste!  Think I'll be
Getting me wagtail out before the big day!

Don't want seagull turds in me wedding photos 

How was the hols mate ?

[Ste M]

great mate, give me a call soon and ill sort you out with the loan of the L5 ok mate

[Blue Frog Systems]

Id have asked them to make sure they are cleaned. I clean a wedding venue and have had to go back to clean a week after i already cleaned them at the request of the bride... She bloody checked too and did a drive by

[colin purewater]

Glad you had a good jolly!

Cheers Ste will do mate

[Gav Camm lammy 283]

hope my invite
is in the post 

[CLEANCARE WC]

seahorses? whats that about?