I can pretty much guarantee it would be as hard and fast or noisy as the stuff I play.

Move to Scotland. They don't care as long as you park legally. No music after 7am and you clear away any rubbish. Having 1 copper per 100. Sq.miles also helps.
It's taken me 8 years to get established here, couldn't start over again now, but would love to live off grid miles from anywhere

They are not so bad around here, never got in trouble in the past and we had upwards of 200 people at some of our parties, it's all really dependant on how they feel on the night, bloke I bought my 2x18 sub of in Nottingham, said that the police actually pointed him in the direction of a party spot, between 2 police jurisdictions, and said he could put them on there, as neither force could do anything.We always did them away from residential areas, made sure people parked off the road and left the place as we found it, we had parties in the same place for a fair few years .