Just listen to Tosh, he knows what he's talking about; your thoughts, they're all in the mind, they don't actually exist, quote wikipedia and make out whatever it is is factual, after all they're just a whole load of electrons wizzing round anyway, they're only thoughts, what does it all matter in the end. Quote wikipedia and make out it's factual, God doesn't exist really, meditate on it, talk bollox to people you've never met and never will do, quote wikipedia and make out it's factual, pretend to be a spiritual giant/guru, spouting wisdom that others have planted in your mind, quote wikipedia and make out it's factual, talk incessantly about buddism and spell it strangely to make out your just being comical when in actual fact it matters a great deal to you that people think of you as 'special', quote wikipedia and make out it's factual, joke about your partner and make out your a pederast (in a jocular way you understand).
Anyway, after all it's only rain, it doesn't really exist, especially if you're not there, if you are there its only a wet sensation on your skin and nothing more than that. quote wikipedia and make out it's factual, and above all pretend you know EVERYTHING!
