[Barnes Wallis]

Custard wrote letter dumping me today.  Claimed the reasons were the 'cost and the mess'.

Well it was ok for three years wasn't it, Mrs Idiot?

[ben M]

which mess?

[Barnes Wallis]

Good question.  Maybe it was the turd I left in her letter box.

I presume the water, but it's always been that way, obviously.

[dazmond]

is that pig her?quivering in disgust at the water dripping off her window sills??

[AuRavelling79]

Custard wrote letter dumping me today.  Claimed the reasons were the 'cost and the mess'.

Well it was ok for three years wasn't it, Mrs Idiot?

What she really means:-

Dear Barnes Wallis,

I am afraid I am in a bit of an emotional mess and have low-self esteem; I cannot afford the window cleaning any more but have to make up a face saving excuse. Therefore I will make myself feel better by pretending it is your fault when I cancel your services.

Thank you,





Mrs Idiot.
P.S. I also feel insecure when I see someone being successful at a menial job; it threatens my place in society, I hope you understand.

[combat1]

Nice one Gold! and spot on.

[Ian101]

I had one cancel when I first swapped to WFP as she didnt like the noise of the dripping water ...wtf she did when it rained I will never know ??

[simonr]

lmao i had one cancel cos she worked from home & didn't like the sound of the brush on the glass ?  i said to her when she told me 'love if thats an excuse its a bad one'

[Londoner]

People often go to a lot of trouble to hide the real reasons for cancelling. One woman a few years back gave me some convoluted reason why she didn't want her windows done anymore. Neighbour later told me her husband had left her. You never really know 

[keyser soze]

fussy custies think that wfp is rubbish for a variety of reasons messy wet patios and pathways where the sun doesnt shine and stays wet all day. missing insect mess on the windows . i like wfp(cause its easy)  but i think custys appreciate the more effort and finese of a tradder .imo

[EandM]

Custard wrote letter dumping me today.  Claimed the reasons were the 'cost and the mess'.

Well it was ok for three years wasn't it, Mrs Idiot?

What she really means:-

Dear Barnes Wallis,

I am afraid I am in a bit of an emotional mess and have low-self esteem; I cannot afford the window cleaning any more but have to make up a face saving excuse. Therefore I will make myself feel better by pretending it is your fault when I cancel your services.

Thank you,





Mrs Idiot.
P.S. I also feel insecure when I see someone being successful at a menial job; it threatens my place in society, I hope you understand.

Psychology 101 - I like that 

[LWC]

I also had one cancel because "my husband doesnt like the water you leave round the place" ... someone told me later shes skint