[john the cleaner]

i saw a guy once with a brush on the end of a stick attached to a hose in the van lol said he was a window cleaner.

[AuRavelling79]

i saw a guy once with a brush on the end of a stick attached to a hose in the van lol said he was a window cleaner.

Let me guess ... you live North of Birmingham?

Possibly to the West of the Pennines?

 

[LT carpet cleaning]

There are apparantly black squirrels in the woods to the back of Northwood Golf Course. One of my customers pointed one out to me which was interesting and then spent the next twenty minutes telling me about them. Which was not.

 

[Ian101]

There are apparantly black squirrels in the woods to the back of Northwood Golf Course. One of my customers pointed one out to me which was interesting and then spent the next twenty minutes telling me about them. Which was not.

 

hope you charged him a waiting fee 

[steve rix]

A few years ago when I was a milkman, I saw a bloke in his garage, stood on a chair, with a rope around his neck attached to the rafters! He asked me to kick away the chair1 in a panick I said I couldn't dothat."Why not?" he says. It would be murder I says. I made a hasty retreat banged on next door who called the police. Not suprisingly he was sectioned.

[Owen R]

About a fortnight ago I'd called in at a shop that I do their windows to present an invoice (I clean them early in the morning before they open) and just passin the shop was a guy in shorts strolling up the High Street. Nothing unusual in that - but the man, obviously, had a catheter fitted and his bag was straped to his calf for all the world to see (half full). Now that put me off my tea. :

[H S and Son]

I haven't got any really strange stories, but I know Steve C who comes on here once saw his reflection in the glass he was cleaning and he's never recovered.

[Londoner]

There are apparantly black squirrels in the woods to the back of Northwood Golf Course. One of my customers pointed one out to me which was interesting and then spent the next twenty minutes telling me about them. Which was not.

 

hope you charged him a waiting fee 

I'd lost the will to live by that stage. Just managing to get away seemed good enough

[ants]

I got a fone call to go and quote on a busy high st,a guy answered the door in a pair of baggy y fronts carried out the conversation at the door and he never batted an eyelid

[hydro]

years ago when i first started i went to do a customers windows tradish and she had only gone and left her vibrator and durex lube on the window sill ive never looked at the women in the same way again