[Londoner]

Not sure how rare they are but back in February I saw a white squirrel in a garden.

And no, it wasnt covered in snow

There are apparantly black squirrels in the woods to the back of Northwood Golf Course. One of my customers pointed one out to me which was interesting and then spent the next twenty minutes telling me about them. Which was not.

[AuRavelling79]

A naturist stood in his back garden in nothing except a Panama Hat and Sandals pruning his Roses.

[PurefectWindowCleaning]

My employee caught a bloke knocking one out in his bedroom... I had the task of collecting the money  :

A cannabis plant growing nicely by the back door.

.... will think of some more in a bit 

[H S and Son]

When I was on the ladder doing an upstairs bedroom window the nipper of the house appeared asking me if I wanted to see his mums toys 

[andrew hamshare]

Had some nutter in a porsche 911 doing 140 down a country lane the other day!  His passenger looked like he'd poo'ed his pants and was wearing what looked like a helmet.

Tic ;-)

[windowcleaninginessex.co.uk]

A customer giving birth..

[weetot]

Giving birth or just constipated

[windowcleaninginessex.co.uk]

Giving birth or just constipated

Giving birth, you know baby coming from girls private bits

[Roy Cauldery]

There's a couple of ladies of ill repute that I have (come)across on my travels

[combat1]

Way back in my ' ladder days' an old lady sat on a potty by her bed, not nice. managed to get down before she saw me.
A nurse who was on nights having a daytime sleep in the nude on her bed, stayed up the ladder a bit longer!
Customer, female entertaining her boss in the bedroom at lunchtime, oops,

[dazmond]

one day i few years ago i could hear a squeaking sound(no it wasnt me rubbing the glass with a cloth!!)when on a job.i looked down and seen a cat with a mouse in its gob with its tiny back legs desperately trying to prise itself from the cats mouth!!poor bugger!!

another time a young girl kept parading up and down in her underwear when i was cleaning and smiling her head off!i tried my best not to look and carried on cleaning although my hands were not as steady as usual and i was sweating like a pig even though i had a thick fleece on and combat pants!!!

[magic moments]

one day i few years ago i could hear a squeaking sound(no it wasnt me rubbing the glass with a cloth!!)when on a job.i looked down and seen a cat with a mouse in its gob with its tiny back legs desperately trying to prise itself from the cats mouth!!poor bugger!!

another time a young girl kept parading up and down in her underwear when i was cleaning and smiling her head off!i tried my best not to look and carried on cleaning although my hands were not as steady as usual and i was sweating like a pig even though i had a thick fleece on and combat pants!!!

Hmmm I've locked people up for less lol,(I know its Innocent...... I hope lol)

[dazmond]

magic moments i mean she was 15-16 yrs old and very well developed!!lol!!jailbait!!

[Window Washers]

when I was trad, I went up to clean a window and saw this old lady totally starkers getting out of bed, I had never seen so many wrinkles on a body (oh good god it was not pretty, nearly fell off my ladder, she on the other hand just smiled   I am shuddering at the thought still after all these years, I'm scared for life

[Avo]

Did one of my mates monthly cleans to help him catch up with his work..

Started cleaning this very nice detached house and happened to notice close to the bedroom window loads of wigs hanging up on the dresser, just thought it was the lady of the house that owned them but as I came to collect the money it was a tranny 

I nearly laughed..

[Dean Taberner]

In the early days I was out window cleaning with a mate of mine and we came across a teenage criminal who had my pants down one night whilst policing, so I arrested him and my mate sat in the back of our rascal van with him whilst we escorted him to the police station.

His words were "I can't believe that the police have got an undercover window cleaning vam".

Its a true story is that,

Dean.

[matty72]

I have a chinese customer whos windows i have been cleaning for three years now, he doesn't speak a wordof english, dont know why but when i have done the windows for some reason i always try to have a chat with him as he pays,  we always end up just bowing at each other while he says hoi, hoi , hoi, i walk away and say see you in six weeks,   hoi.

[pncleaning]

Giving birth or just constipated

Giving birth, you know baby coming from girls private bits

 

[dmlservices]

Many years ago when I first started , was asked to quote for a house ,for front windows , by the lady of the house , any way got job and proceeded to clean.
Half way through a bloke came out  And and asked for a price for the backs , turned out they were divorced, and had split house in 2 , she lived at the front of the house, he lived at the back. 


Daz

[Londoner]

I had a house where a divorced couple lived. He lived upstairs and she lived downstairs. They moved last year to another house, still "togeather but apart". The neighbour next door described it as a very strange arrangement. Obviously worked for them