Is the Basle Brush Fawlty ... er faulty, Gerry?
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Anyway everyone knows how SLX's and Extreme's get here.
Lovely Hi-Modulus (Hi-Malc) carbon tubes are being sent to Quebec, Canada from Switzerland via France so that lightweight rafts can be made for all the drowning polar bears.
Then those wicked Cornish Wreckers (posing as humble gardeners with one eye) murder the lighthousekeepers, put up false lights and lure the sailors onto the rocks. Then they wreck the ship, steal the tubes and flog them to Alex and his evil cronies who make them into wfp poles.
BE WARNED! EVERY TIME YOU BUY AN SLX A POLAR BEAR CUB DIES WHEN ITS ICE FLOE MELTS!