I would like to thank the following people for making my life easier by having a tattoo with there names on... here is what i have come up so far
1) Alexander Graham Bell made my life easier - or we wouldnt have mobiles and i'd have to write a letter to my customers each time i wanted them to leave the gate unlocked
2) Sir John Harrington - for inventing the toilet so i dont have to find some woodland to go dig a hole in when i needed a crap
3) Satori Kato - a jap who invented instant coffee
4) the unknown person who figured out how to test for chlamydia when i found out about a dirty X (luckily i didnt have it, but set my mind at ease)
5) Emile Peugeot - for registering peugeot as a buisness in 1858 or i wouldnt have the van im driving about today in
6) all them cavemen - without them i wouldnt be who i am today
get the drift ?