[richard jagger]

 No future! I know what I will do.I will become a window cleaner all the guys on CIU say there's lots of money to be made .I believe thousands a day, Mate.I will get a nice shiny van and put a great wrap on its so I can also use it on on Sundays.Then people will know I am good. Then buy Gardener extreme pole with all the brushes they make and a  system from Ionics that is the best. Maybe a 4040 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT ITS SOUNDS GOOD AND THEN ORDER 50,OOO LEAFLETS glossy of course. And  I am made. Don`t you think I should find out more about WFP and the rest .No Mate even numties and newbies can use them.Why don`t you start and the bottom of the a ladder Mate? No! my girl  would just drop me and what would the folks back in the estate say, I just could not bring myself to drop to that level. You know only Doles do that. Mate. Three months down the track,Vans on E Bays. Tells Matie Boy.It was a crap job all the other Numties were under cutting my prices and my shoulder had such pain, the Doc said I should stop it at once,I was so upset, not good for one`s health you know. I think I need to go to UNi or sign on. Or ask the bank or Dad for some more of his pension money to become a trader or a Banker they seam to pull the  wool/scrim/ micro fibre over the eyes better than Window cleaners and get away with it. Cheer up Mate let light up a roll up and chill .Thanks Mate, I feel better since we added some think to the roly  ....zzzzz  ..Dreamzzzzz Dream.

[Granny]

Wizkid I'm P'ing myself almost feel like typing LOL !!!!

[George Gardner]

Haha!

[richard jagger]

It rings so many dells does it not.

[richard jagger]

I wrote this just to show how stupid a image we promote on this forum and the new to the trade read. WE feed them so much crap.WE are all sucked in by good marketing at times. Companies are make a lot of money out of our,  show off, expensive way of thinking.