[bad trippy]

Cleaned a house today, whereby ive never seen the woman, only ever seen her hubby now and then, they pay by bacs you see.
Anyway soon as i finish the lady comes outside to ask me if i want paying in cash.
I turn around see a very large bellied lady, and instinctavely say "when you due"
Dear oh dear wasnt a good thing to say, i honestly thought she was very very pregnant, infact she looked like she was carrying twins.
She replies "when is what due?"
Oh boy, i really wanted a very big hole to open, and jump in.
Immedietly i reply" nice cat we have 3 cats!"
Im telling ya, ive never changed a subject as quick as that ever before lol

[Cliff perkins]

I did exactly the same thing a few months back so i feel your pain.

[SherwoodCleaningSe]

It's one of those mistakes that you will only ever make once. If you do make it twice then you deserve to be shot.

Simon.

[Tomboler]

my sister in law had the same on a recent trip to new york, couldn't do enough for her apparently at the hotel - she's chunky mind but I wouldn't say she looked preggers.

[stuart mc]

lol I did it about 20 years ago, never again

[spongebob]

Cleaned a house today, whereby ive never seen the woman, only ever seen her hubby now and then, they pay by bacs you see.
Anyway soon as i finish the lady comes outside to ask me if i want paying in cash.
I turn around see a very large bellied lady, and instinctavely say "when you due"
Dear oh dear wasnt a good thing to say, i honestly thought she was very very pregnant, infact she looked like she was carrying twins.
She replies "when is what due?"
Oh boy, i really wanted a very big hole to open, and jump in.
Immedietly i reply" nice cat we have 3 cats!"
Im telling ya, ive never changed a subject as quick as that ever before lol

Kettle calling the pot black there Trippy.

[Tom White]

Yep, done the same thing, twice at least.  I don't comment on women's weight now unless it's to say 'Hey, have you lost weight?"

[Pete10]

.....try livin in London.....the tube is a minefield......I've given up my seat for a number of porkers who aint preggers....very embarrasing...

[Tom White]

I had a Jock mate (he ended up in nick for glassing another soldier) who used to say to any fat or pregnant woman, "Are ye fat, or are ye pregnant?" 

He didn't mince his words.

[Ian101]

Price increase maybe then she will eat less

[bad trippy]

Cleaned a house today, whereby ive never seen the woman, only ever seen her hubby now and then, they pay by bacs you see.
Anyway soon as i finish the lady comes outside to ask me if i want paying in cash.
I turn around see a very large bellied lady, and instinctavely say "when you due"
Dear oh dear wasnt a good thing to say, i honestly thought she was very very pregnant, infact she looked like she was carrying twins.
She replies "when is what due?"
Oh boy, i really wanted a very big hole to open, and jump in.
Immedietly i reply" nice cat we have 3 cats!"
Im telling ya, ive never changed a subject as quick as that ever before lol

Kettle calling the pot black there Trippy.

oi, ive never been pregnant 

[tacky]

went in local shop .said to the woman serving .can i have a kitkat chunkey .she said pee off u bald headed tw.t

[Frankybadboy]

Cleaned a house today, whereby ive never seen the woman, only ever seen her hubby now and then, they pay by bacs you see.
Anyway soon as i finish the lady comes outside to ask me if i want paying in cash.
I turn around see a very large bellied lady, and instinctavely say "when you due"
Dear oh dear wasnt a good thing to say, i honestly thought she was very very pregnant, infact she looked like she was carrying twins.
She replies "when is what due?"
Oh boy, i really wanted a very big hole to open, and jump in.
Immedietly i reply" nice cat we have 3 cats!"
Im telling ya, ive never changed a subject as quick as that ever before lol

Kettle calling the pot black there Trippy.

i was thinking the same spongebob.

[spongebob]

Cleaned a house today, whereby ive never seen the woman, only ever seen her hubby now and then, they pay by bacs you see.
Anyway soon as i finish the lady comes outside to ask me if i want paying in cash.
I turn around see a very large bellied lady, and instinctavely say "when you due"
Dear oh dear wasnt a good thing to say, i honestly thought she was very very pregnant, infact she looked like she was carrying twins.
She replies "when is what due?"
Oh boy, i really wanted a very big hole to open, and jump in.
Immedietly i reply" nice cat we have 3 cats!"
Im telling ya, ive never changed a subject as quick as that ever before lol

It just made me think of that piccy you took of him that gets posted on here in his boxers. You know the one you took that night you two watched brokeback mountain.
No need to repost it though!!!!!!

Kettle calling the pot black there Trippy.

i was thinking the same spongebob.

[KS Cleaning]

A good few years back a colleague said to a customer "can't be long now eh?" nearly in tears(crying not laughing) she responded "I had my little boy 3 weeks ago"

[dazmond]

i had a customer that was pregnant and i said after around 6-7 months"have you not had that baby yet?!!she said yes its fast asleep in the car!!I REALLY DID WANT THE GROUND TO OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME!!!

[LWC]

My dad asked one of my customers that.

Noooooooooooo lol. Well they could do with loosing some weight so maybe you helped them 

[Scoop]

Called to a new customer about 6 months ago. Rather mature lady answered the door, smiled and then went to the kitchen to get her purse, leaving me with 2 year old girl who'd come to see who I was.

"Are you helping Grandma?" I said in a friendly voice.

She looked at me for 2 seconds and then said "That's Mummy!"

Not sure if Mummy heard me ....

[david willis]

I had a similar episode except mine was more along the lines of "How old is he" to which the customer answered SHE is 18 months old.

Like you I looked for the big hole to jump in

[DaveG]

Another embarrassing moment.... Canvassing a while ago and this young lad came to the door, I said, "Is Mum or Dad in?" and he replied "THIS IS MY HOUSE!"