[davids3511]

One of my part time leafletters has just got a full time job so she finished up. I owed her a few quid and texted her on sat evening saying I would drop over to collect what remaining leaflets she had and to settle up with her. Ok came the reply.

Then, about 5 mins later, she obviously got me mixed up with her boyfriend and I got this

"lol u made me cum sat in my car last night not once but 2time pmsl xx'

Her face when I knocked on to drop off the cash was a picture.

[stuart mc]

  did you say anything

[harunh]

get stuck in

[davids3511]

I laughed and said 'well it could be worse, you coulda sent it to your dad'

[Jimmy Jon]

Is she fit? 

[Steve CM]

She knew she texted you. She wanted you big boy!

[davids3511]

Is she fit? 

Marginal. A few pints and she would be.

[davids3511]

She knew she texted you. She wanted you big boy!

Yeah, that's what I tell myself.

[DaveG]

Piccie please 

[johnny bravo]

a voice mail would have been better     lol   do you know what youve started

[davids3511]

Piccie please 

She'd have been a bit suspicious if I asked her for a piccie after that.

[spongebob]

Is she fit? 

Marginal. A few pints and she would be.

Whats the difference between a Dog and a Fox.   ........... About three pints!!!

[Paul Coleman]

I went out on a first date with somebody quite a few years ago.  She sent her friends a text about all the lovely things I did to her - none of it was true though.  How do I know?  The daft cow accidentally included me in the sending list