[Ryan @ Transparent, Carlisle]

Was talkimg to a girl the other day and arranged to give her a price.

I then asked her mate if she'd like a price. No I have one she says, she told me who did it and I said

The lass lives council house, 3windows up, 4down. So jts a quick easy fiver.

I asked how much the cleaner charged, I nearly fell over when she said 2pound 75pence !!! Now.what is that about? Somebody not paying tax I think