[CLEANCARE WC]

i once drove from leeds to calais after dropping 3 strawberries and a pink panther . without leaving the sofa 

LOL 

[G Griffin]

 
This is a trip down memory (or lack of) lane.
MBS were ones I had a lot of, but the best worst strongest I had were Buddhas. You didn't need more than one of those  .
I hope Tosh doesn't see the B-word and hijacks this thread.

[H2GoKent]

I`m not convinced that the "call the police,hang him,ban him forever" brigade would be as keen for summary justice if instead of an on trial low life employed window cleaner being in the car it was their wife/favourite niece.

In fact i am pretty damn sure.

I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't be so non-judgemental and lenient if he had parked his car on your wife/favourite neices head cause he was drunk & driving.
If you saw a guy running down the road holding a machete you'd call the police, this guy was tumbling down the road in about a ton of steel, would you think it was still ok if he parked it on a bus queue of kids?

Anyone who drives after drinking is a scumbag/selfish turd.
That goes for all the idiots who drive while talking on their phones.
You see them every day weaving all over the road, they don't even know they're doing it.
Rant over.

[mikecam]

I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't be so non-judgemental and lenient if he had parked his car on your wife/favourite neices head cause he was drunk & driving.
If you saw a guy running down the road holding a machete you'd call the police, this guy was tumbling down the road in about a ton of steel, would you think it was still ok if he parked it on a bus queue of kids?

Anyone who drives after drinking is a scumbag/selfish turd.
That goes for all the idiots who drive while talking on their phones.
You see them every day weaving all over the road, they don't even know they're doing it.
Rant over.

You may be right, but up until now he never done anything like that? Statistically you are more likeley to be killed by a sober driver, thats a fact. 

[LT carpet cleaning]

Anyone who drives after drinking is a scumbag/selfish turd.
That goes for all the idiots who drive while talking on their phones.
You see them every day weaving all over the road, they don't even know they're doing it.
Rant over.

Agreed. Mikecam your a moron and a bit thick judging by your crap English.

[mikecam]

Anyone who drives after drinking is a scumbag/selfish turd.
That goes for all the idiots who drive while talking on their phones.
You see them every day weaving all over the road, they don't even know they're doing it.
Rant over.

Agreed. Mikecam your a moron and a bit thick judging by your crap English.

Yeah but i can't half drink !!! And i'm not a moron, i don't practice any religion at all. Oh, and my statistics are correct. Last time i looked it was legal to drive with 35mil alcohcol/blood level. Thats exactly how dangerous it is to drink and drive, its infact fully legal! And i think you're kidding me, typing English is not a measure of someones intelligence, i think you're just saying that to insult me !!

[mikecam]

Anyone who drives after drinking is a scumbag/selfish turd.
That goes for all the idiots who drive while talking on their phones.
You see them every day weaving all over the road, they don't even know they're doing it.
Rant over.

Agreed. Mikecam **your** a moron and a bit thick judging by your crap English.

  **you're

   

[barry mallett]

This is a trip down memory (or lack of) lane.
MBS were ones I had a lot of, but the best worst strongest I had were Buddhas. You didn't need more than one of those  .
I hope Tosh doesn't see the B-word and hijacks this thread.

i seem to remember the strongest i had were window panes . thatwas the early eighties . but nothing compared to getting a good batch of mushrooms . especially when you had picked em your self ;

[LT carpet cleaning]

Anyone who drives after drinking is a scumbag/selfish turd.
That goes for all the idiots who drive while talking on their phones.
You see them every day weaving all over the road, they don't even know they're doing it.
Rant over.

Agreed. Mikecam your a moron and a bit thick judging by your crap English.

Yeah but i can't half drink !!! And i'm not a moron, i don't practice any religion at all. Oh, and my statistics are correct. Last time i looked it was legal to drive with 35mil alcohcol/blood level. Thats exactly how dangerous it is to drink and drive, its infact fully legal! And i think you're kidding me, typing English is not a measure of someones intelligence, i think you're just saying that to insult me !!

I Take back the moron bit. Didn't suss what you were saying. Seems statistically your right! Worrying.

[davids3511]

I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't be so non-judgemental and lenient if he had parked his car on your wife/favourite neices head cause he was drunk & driving.
If you saw a guy running down the road holding a machete you'd call the police, this guy was tumbling down the road in about a ton of steel, would you think it was still ok if he parked it on a bus queue of kids?

Anyone who drives after drinking is a scumbag/selfish turd.
That goes for all the idiots who drive while talking on their phones.
You see them every day weaving all over the road, they don't even know they're doing it.
Rant over.

You may be right, but up until now he never done anything like that? Statistically you are more likeley to be killed by a sober driver, thats a fact. 

Of course you are because thankfully there are many many times more sober drivers on the road than drunk drivers at any one time.

[barry mallett]

i knew a window cleaner that used to pick four or five lads up every morning and they never knocked , the reason he had a couple of crates in the van . it got them to work and kept em going . in fact one of em kept a small bottle of vodka in his pockets . sad muppets i know but i dont think any of em drove .end of the week he used to knock the beer money off there wage 

[CLEANCARE WC]

i knew a window cleaner that used to pick four or five lads up every morning and they never knocked , the reason he had a couple of crates in the van . it got them to work and kept em going . in fact one of em kept a small bottle of vodka in his pockets . sad muppets i know but i dont think any of em drove .end of the week he used to knock the beer money off there wage 

this sounds like BUMPER 

[Alex Wingrove]

I wonder how many peoples minds have been changed, by reading another persons opinon on a forum?