That's an awesome sales pitch pmsl
it doesn't come to you, nothing in life does, so you'll have to get up off ya ass and get the leaflets delivered by hand and keep the phone on and wait, they will come! If i was going to deliver ALL these leaflets then on previous experience i'd be getting at least one to two jobs per 100 leaflets delivered, I was charging approx £15 for an average sized carpet, £35 for a settee and two chairs, £7 for curtains, all my jobs were cash and all in the back pocket. !!!!!
on a sub note that would make a very good stain removal steamer for someone local