I had a lady say yesterday that she wanted her 3 piece suite cleaned, as we discussed several weeks ago. She wants it done before Christmas...

I booked her in and said "Okay, so that'll be £150 on the day plus I'll do your carpet for free!"
She gasped "150 quid? You said it would cost about £30!"
"No" I said "I said it would be about £30 per seat!"
"Oh Christ, I can't afford that!"
"Do you really believe I'd do all that work for £30?"
"Well actually... No, I thought it was too good to be true!!!"
She said she'll save up and have it done in Spring... I won't hold my breath...!
