[G Griffin]

Similar experience here.

Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.

But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"

I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.

In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!

As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.

Then she came over to Wispa something to me.

"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.

I felt my Toffee Crisp.....   

Did you undo her Buttons and get a finger of Fudge, or what?

[AuRavelling79]

Lets not turn this into a marathon post (showing my age there).

[Blast Away]

Similar experience here.

Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.

But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"

I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.

In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!

As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.

Then she came over to Wispa something to me.

"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.

I felt my Toffee Crisp.....   

Did you undo her Buttons and get a finger of Fudge, or what?

He did yeh, but she would only let him do it After Eight on the Double Decker home.

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

or run your fingers through her curley wirleys while she had ya yorkie in her hand

[bobplum]

you lot stop it now....i am on a  diet

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

 

[Lee GLS]

To tell you the truth I couldn't give a dime

[Peter Fogwill]

Ronnie was first to get it, he's a bit of a smartie.

Peter

[bobplum]

stop it.......oh what the hell, i mars as well join in (took me an hour that one)

[CLEANCARE WC]

WHAM! back in with another, whoever gets the best one i will award a STAR BAR and a can of quantro.

[CLEANCARE WC]

Similar experience here.

Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.

But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"

I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.

In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!

As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.

Then she came over to Wispa something to me.

"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.

I felt my Toffee Crisp.....   

Did you undo her Buttons and get a finger of Fudge, or what?

No she was a bit of a MALTEASER