Similar experience here.
Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.
But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"
I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.
In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!
As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.
Then she came over to Wispa something to me.
"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.
I felt my Toffee Crisp.....
