at the Hsbc im pretty sure once they notice you pay in cheques aplenty a FLAG goes up on your account each time you pay in . i sometimes pay in cash there and i see the cashiers eyebrow raise once they look at the computer screen. then im asked odd questions ,about how long has my mortgage got to run, ive not seen you in here before, i can invest some of that money blah blah blah
i then reply with odd questions about their own mortgage,surely paid off by now ,whose are those fancy gloves that are laying on the counter and youre in the wrong job with such a smiley face,you could easily work as a compere etc