[Craig Trevain]

It's a three story apartment block and warden bungalow , inside the gutters only..

[richywilts]

sofa all day for me  occasional walk into kitchen to gauge on junk food and make cups of tea

[Frankybadboy]

essex to yeovil must be mad or stupid.

[AuRavelling79]

Dear Essexladd,

Donchyou be comin down to Zummerzet stealin' ourrrr jobbbs! We got Willow man, Glastonbury and Zider to cast a spell on 'eee!

Yours,




Wurzel Carrotcruncher-Gummidge

[bad trippy]

Go back ome, thee bis'nt welcome down ere 

[AuRavelling79]

Go back ome, thee bis'nt welcome down ere 

Bristle! Ha! We'm always playing both ends against the middle.

We'm fram Gloster when we wants to boast 'bout Concorde and Rolls-Royce; we'm from zummerset when we wants to boast about our Zider and Helicopters and we'm from Bristle when we wants to boast about Brunel or chocolate.

But when anyone mentions the slave trade and the tobacco industry then we'm from Avon!

 

[Dave Willis]

Craig do you want to borrow a decent vac and poles? I'm not far away.

[niceandclean]

Craig do you want to borrow a decent vac and poles? I'm not far away.

[Craig Trevain]

Its a question, can some body do it for me, as for the last two years a guy from Plymouth has done it for me, now he can't.. So can somebody??? It's for one of our managing agent clients... Please let me know..

[Craig Trevain]

And Frank I'm not mad or stupid... Your mad thinking I was doing that. As it was a question.

[richywilts]

i thought u were telling people what you had booked in today!!!!!!!!!!!!

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

Craig do you want to borrow a decent vac and poles? I'm not far away.

 

Careful now, he'll have you escorted down to companies house!!

[Craig Trevain]

My cleaning company has to book in alot of work every day to keep all my staff busy, why would I announce every job I get? !

[Frankybadboy]

And Frank I'm not mad or stupid... Your mad thinking I was doing that. As it was a question.

well make it a bit clearer what you are asking,probaly why you aint had anyone reply.




 

[Craig Trevain]

I suppose I take note of a question mark.. Why would I announce a job.. Madness!

[Dave Willis]

Not me too busy! Give Huw a ring.

[Craig Trevain]

Not sure I'd want someone who has a netto vac, abit embarrassing !

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

Not sure I'd want someone who has a netto vac, abit embarrassing !

Or a large Henry!

[Craig Trevain]

A wvd900 which is made by numatic and has a list price of 440.00 just for the vac, which is a commercial machine is fine, but for the uncommercial minded people they call it a Henry.

[AuRavelling79]

>Craig

Neeeee! Naaawww! Neeeee! Naaaaaw! (Screech of tyres)

Avon and Somerset Grammar and Sense of Humour by-pass Police here.

Now then moi laddo, when yew wroights a messij like wot yew wuz tryin' to saaaay you shud have writ this:-

Would anyone like to do gutter cleaning for me in Yeovil?

Now if you wanted to be polite you might have put this:

I say, fellow window cleaners, would any of you like to do a gutter cleaning job for me in Yeovil, for which you will be rewarded with commensurate income to the value of the work completed?

Or the vernacular Essex speak:

Any of you geezers wanna do a gut'ah job in Yo-ville?

See, the way you put it sounded like you were asking whether it would be expedient for you to tool round the M25 all the way to Yeovil down the A303 to do a gutter job.

We'll let you off with a warning this time and ask you to stay on your manor please.

Oh and when you start a sentence then use a capital letter!