[LHill]

Don't you just hate it when you ask for coffee and they give you tea 

[Blue Frog Systems]

I hand it back and ask for coffee as tea makes me vomit.... they dont forget after that 

[G Griffin]

I hand it back and ask for coffee as tea makes me vomit.... they dont forget after that 

And then you get neither  .

[gary999]

dont like either

[Dave66]

some days you get offered 10 cups others none!

coffee btw 

[Richard Neal]

the only person who knows how to make tea the way i like it is me, so i always ask for coffee




Black 2 sugars thanks

[H2GoKent]

Always accept a cuppa but usually don't drink it, pour it in the flower bed or something.
Makes people feel good giving you a cuppa, but too much and you're looking for somewhere to offload 'cos your back teeth are floating.
Coffee or tea I find most do it differentlly from how I like it.

[Londoner]

I never have a cuppa when offered by a customer. Its usually awful and it slows you down. I say very nicely that I have a flask in the van but thanks for asking.

[Ian101]

Normally got too much on and it slows me down so normally say just had 1 at last house but thanks anyways
but got man flu at moment and really lacking energy so only did 11 jobs yesterday and had a cuppa and a chat with a few of the customers ... made a nice relaxing change

btw coffee white 2 sugars (large)
 
if your really in need od a cuppa you can do what Gav Camm does he says "got any hot water love?"
yes     
"great tea 2 sugars then please"

[dazmond]

i do accept tea and coffee.just depends whos making you one!you get to know the good brews from the bad!!if ive just had one ill say "can i have a small glass of water love!"then it goes straight on the flower bed if im not thirsty!!

as for getting caught short.using customers back grids come in handy.ive never been caught peeing in 17 years!!not ideal i know but when you ve gotta got,you gotta go!!always choose a house where the customers not home obviously!!

[Ian101]

as for getting caught short.using customers back grids come in handy.ive never been caught peeing in 17 years!!not ideal i know but when you ve gotta got,you gotta go!!always choose a house where the customers not home obviously!!

did this last week ... thought they were out ..just finished peeing down the grid and back door opens and he says want a coffee .... close but got away with it 

[dazmond]

love it when that happens ian!your ready for another brew then.the cycle then continues.........................!!

[mathewl]

Looks like you are at the worse end of it. Actually this happens to me one time too. I was cleaning the house and they give me tea but tea was very tasty. They use some kind of tea spice from India.

[George P]

got 1 where as soon as pull onto drive hes making me a cuppa - go in and have 15 mins with him and always cake / biscuits on offer, always time it right thou,

another one (not customer) said would i like a tea, so i said yes please mate can i have coffe no sugar, only to be told coffee (although politly) was too expensive so i could have tea or nothing , tea it was

[LHill]

Do you think they put sour milk in (the dodgy cuppa's)?

[Dave66]

proberbly

[Ian101]

well trained !!

[SB Cleaning]

the only person who knows how to make tea the way i like it is me, so i always ask for coffee




Black 2 sugars thanks

Im exactly the same

[steve rix]

Never refuse, if you say no once they dont ask again and one day you will be desperate for a cuppa

[cozy]

Never refuse, if you say no once they dont ask again and one day you will be desperate for a cuppa

Same here. Some feel rejected or summat if you refuse. Always say yes please