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windiewasher

  • Posts: 4393
funny phone call made me chuckle
« on: September 16, 2011, 07:38:54 pm »
quoted a house 3 months ago £35 every 6 wks,probably worth half a mill!
before i got round to cleaning them last time i had a text sent me saying i am cancelling your service as we bought a pressure washer at the weekend and are cleaning them ourselves.
never bothered replying!
Got a call yesterday same woman asking could i clean her windows as the pressure washer doesnt clean them very well plus she couldnt understand why! ;D
Takings off all first cleans till march 7th 2014
October  total=  cleaned  extra per month
November = cleaned extra per month
Total £  so far.

cozy

Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 07:45:13 pm »
Target by the 15th of September is 40 new customers
total so far =0

Nice one, by the way, want to change your signature?  ;D

mlscontractcleaner

  • Posts: 1483
Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 07:55:02 pm »
quoted a house 3 months ago £35 every 6 wks,probably worth half a mill!
before i got round to cleaning them last time i had a text sent me saying i am cancelling your service as we bought a pressure washer at the weekend and are cleaning them ourselves.
never bothered replying!
Got a call yesterday same woman asking could i clean her windows as the pressure washer doesnt clean them very well plus she couldnt understand why! ;D


I've heard of people underpricing mate but £35 when it's really worth half a million ???

It'll probably take you at least half a day to be worth that much!!!!
Come and talk dirty to us!!!

james51174

  • Posts: 218
Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 08:02:25 pm »
eh?

£500,000 gets you four to five bedrooms down south....£35 wfp price is about right tbh

james51174

  • Posts: 218
Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 08:04:08 pm »
oops....you were having a joke werent you? quite funny actually lol

but half a mil worth of glass would take a few years, not hours lol

Steve_c

Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2011, 08:09:47 pm »
quoted a house 3 months ago £35 every 6 wks,probably worth half a mill!
before i got round to cleaning them last time i had a text sent me saying i am cancelling your service as we bought a pressure washer at the weekend and are cleaning them ourselves.
never bothered replying!
Got a call yesterday same woman asking could i clean her windows as the pressure washer doesnt clean them very well plus she couldnt understand why! ;D


I've heard of people underpricing mate but £35 when it's really worth half a million ???

It'll probably take you at least half a day to be worth that much!!!!
Half a day to clean a half million pound house? i dont think so, more like an hour to an hour and half. Half million pound houses are not that big and very common. I know a painter decorator who lives on an estate, his house is a 4 bed deatched and he has had it valued at £500.000.

windiewasher

  • Posts: 4393
Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2011, 08:49:30 pm »
35 windows including doors!
quoted a house 3 months ago £35 every 6 wks,probably worth half a mill!
before i got round to cleaning them last time i had a text sent me saying i am cancelling your service as we bought a pressure washer at the weekend and are cleaning them ourselves.
never bothered replying!
Got a call yesterday same woman asking could i clean her windows as the pressure washer doesnt clean them very well plus she couldnt understand why! ;D


I've heard of people underpricing mate but £35 when it's really worth half a million ???

It'll probably take you at least half a day to be worth that much!!!!
Takings off all first cleans till march 7th 2014
October  total=  cleaned  extra per month
November = cleaned extra per month
Total £  so far.

james51174

  • Posts: 218
Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2011, 08:53:59 pm »
sections of glass or actual windows?

windiewasher

  • Posts: 4393
Re: funny phone call made me chuckle
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2011, 09:02:51 pm »
windows,
will take 40 mins max!
sections of glass or actual windows?

Takings off all first cleans till march 7th 2014
October  total=  cleaned  extra per month
November = cleaned extra per month
Total £  so far.