[Ian101]

Been a little wet in these parts this week but carried on working.

Had 1 bloke come running out saying the noise had startled him as he didnt think I would be working this weather 

Translates to "well you have started so you might as well carry on" ... explained about water on water not making a difference and was happy enough so got me thinking as to what they want a perfect window cleaner to be.

so first off I would say

one that knocks first to ask if they want them doing

[H S and Son]

One they dont see hear or have to pay but still keeps their glass gleaming?

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me lol

[H S and Son]

No, licking the glass isnt really the best way to clean it.

[Dean payne]

say dont worry thiers no extra charge for the added water from the rain to help rinse these windows .

[Justen Uff]

one that arrives exactly same time each month when expected.  Knocks on door first to make sure they need doing, if answer is no then they don't get done til next time! 
Alternatively if they say "I don't expect you every 4 weeks exactly", or "if I'm not in don't do them if it's raining"...then the go on my "other" list  which is... I do them when I feel like it and if I lose them well who cares.

[wpclean]

1. Will accept payment in 2p coins, and euros.

2. Can levitate over garden gate

3.Will clean only in perfect weather, and only when the widows are seriously mucky.

[Avo]

He who washes the dishes.. cooks the dinner and puts the rubbish out...

Dose home count cause i charge for all 3 of these   

[Tom White]

He will have slanty eyes, a Geordie accent, and be handsome, funny, charming, and intelligent.

There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!

[richard jagger]

All the above and also picks up the dog muck and sends thank  you notes when they forget to pay you, contented to work for the honour of cleaning there windows. Before I forget ,can go into hibernation at will in the winter.

[SunShineCleaning]

He will have slanty eyes, a Geordie accent, and be handsome, funny, charming, and intelligent.

There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!

Well nearly correct eh Ken.

[SunShineCleaning]

Been a little wet in these parts this week but carried on working.

Had 1 bloke come running out saying the noise had startled him as he didnt think I would be working this weather 

Translates to "well you have started so you might as well carry on" ... explained about water on water not making a difference and was happy enough so got me thinking as to what they want a perfect window cleaner to be.

so first off I would say

one that knocks first to ask if they want them doing

If you could get some serious comments and positioned your business to suit you would be on to something with this question.

[H S and Son]

the widows are seriously mucky.

Aye, a mucky widow, you cant beat a night with a mucky widow 

[Chris Cottrell]

There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!

They'd be Sqweak's custys then 

[Frankybadboy]

He will have slanty eyes, a Geordie accent, and be handsome, funny, charming, and intelligent.

There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!

do you know anyone that ugly then tosh