perhaps he was not a tight ass and bought better quality turf
No, our turf is bought from the same field, he always pre-vacs his first and he uses the correct chemicals to kill all the weeds and the moss, he does the edges with scissors on his hands and knees  

  but because my lawnmower is better, more powerful and much more expensive than his I dont have to bother   

  We can both start our lawns at the same time on a Sunday morning, by the time hes just plugged his little flymo in after vaccing I'm sat with my feet up, job done  

 logged onto this forum with a brew and a bacon butty in my hand