Had one today, he owed me from last time, older chap, on all my envelope is says clearly, date, price, ref and please pay within 14 days, any late payments will receive a £2.50 admin charge.
Well i opened the door as hes 41 days late in paying (wcp told me im not counting)
"hi window cleaner"
"oh yes, i got your envelope i just havent sent it yet, but im going to bla bla bla"
Im like, right ok send it as soon as you can...then he comes out with this charm
"that £2.50 late payment charge is not lawful"
"sorry?"
"that charge, you cant do that"
i said "well its more of a please pay me on time, i rarely actually charge it"
"yes but you wouldnt be allowed to charge it anyway as you need to set out your terms with me and i need to sign a contract binding it between me and you"
i was light hearted and said "i get charged when you dont pay me on time so i have to make it up somewhere if i was to charge it"
Oh he went off on one bla bla bla, what ticked me off tho was he said "its for such a piddly amount that i thought whats the point" (the house is £10) "even if i had agreed to it you could charge a maximum of 6%"
My life give it a rest mate i aint charging it you but when he said that i said "it aint a piddly amount when theres 20 of you outstanding is there, i cannot run a business with money outstanding all the time"
He kind of accepted that. Well he was right and i was wrong and nothing was gonna change his mind. So after "discussing" argueing for 10 mins...he still didnt pay me and said ill send in next few days...so when the money comes in, guess who wont be getting their windows done. Idiot