[bobby p]

# hello mate i got one of your leaflets through my door
- mmm,what,yes,i jus woke up

 #what it is,i just wondered if you could come round and strim my garden for me
-  no,no i dont do that,i just clean windows

 #yes i see that, ..... you dont by any chance do re-enactments do you ?
- do what ? the civil war you mean

 #yes thats it,
- no,no ,not on a Sunday ....click

[H S and Son]

That's one of those 'dunderheads' you employ

Nothing odd about that perfectly understandable 

[Londoner]

When I was a taxi driver one of the other drivers I knew used to get paid to call people and harrass them with threatening phone calls about unpaid debts about four in the morning. Always used to call from a phone box. Not very nice but its the fact that you said it was 7.30 in the morning that made me remember it.

[lee09]

# hello mate i got one of your leaflets through my door
- mmm,what,yes,i jus woke up

 #what it is,i just wondered if you could come round and strim my garden for me
-  no,no i dont do that,i just clean windows

 #yes i see that, ..... you dont by any chance do re-enactments do you ?
- do what ? the civil war you mean

 #yes thats it,
- no,no ,not on a Sunday ....click

post his number up on here, we have a few nutters on here who could call him back!

[G Griffin]

That's one of those 'dunderheads' you employ

Nothing odd about that perfectly understandable 

 ........or a Roundhead.
Tell him you`ll do a Civil War re-enactment, as long as he agrees to be Charles I. Then chop his head off......with a strimmer, if it helps.