[John Walker]

Anyone else do any bartering when window cleaning?

I have one professional hairdresser on my rounds - she does my hair and I do her windows - we call it quits.

Another one has a smallholding - eggs, veg and cakes - very good exchange there too.

[Rick Ward]

Not yet but am going to put a price in for the local lap dancing club

[Seymour Sunshine]

Not yet but am going to put a price in for the local lap dancing club

What? Are you going to offer to do some water fed pole dancing?

[bobby p]

i was bartering free haircuts too- great idea ,then suddenly  my hair stopped growing(really)  so i ended up with a VERY short hairstyle  . when i was younger i used to get it cut every 3 or 4 weeks im sure i did, for years . now its about once every 4 months , im not bald either

[Londoner]

I do a regular customer who sides on to a load of council flats. One of the ladies there said thats a good system. How much do you charge?

When I told her she said "I can't afford that "

So I said "im sure we could come to an arrangement"

She said "you can F**K off"

So much for bartering.